I’m locked out bc I forgot my key like an idiot so talk to me yo
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
I can’t brain this. They look like miniatures.
this lens will cost you your arms, your legs, and your grand kids.
can’t brain this
- person: so what did you ask for for christmas this year?
- me: oh mostly cds
- person: oh you still buy cds? why not just put it on your ipod?
- my thoughts: jesus christ because we dont all put them on our fucking ipods okay some of us like to have cds that can be held and cradled and kissed and that we can put in a little stack and show off and take out the lyric books and fucking look at the lyrics and cry over them and put the cd in the fucking stereo and have it way too loud because way too loud is just loud enough and then we like to smile at the newness and perfection of the little round disc and we like to cry when it scratches and skips and we like to yell when someone touches the shiny side can you do that with an ipod hmm?? can you?? fucking can YOU??
- my reply: idk cds are nice
BE PREPARED TO FEEL REVENGE
TO FEEL THE ROMANCE, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.